AKA: Dingo, Kelldar
Age: 114
Mental Age: 10
Birthday: 20 Sept
Occupation: Loser
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Likes: Basketball, video games, dogs, rain, stuff
Hates: Most everything else
Location: My room
TV: Space Ghost, MST3K, Simpsons
Music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Jethro Tull

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

1. Where is your cell phone?
on the table across from me

2. Your significant other?
chase

3. Your hair?
looking pretty scraggly right now, long, auburn

4. Your mother?
on vacation in AR

5. Your father?
same, and he just cut all of his long hair off :O

6. Your favorite thing?
umm computer

7. Your dream last night?
don't remember last night but the night before something about being in a history class with chase

8. Your favorite drink?
COKE

9. Your dream/goal?
Be Queen of the World

10. The room you're in?
living room

11. Your ex?
non-existant

12. Your fear?
spiders, robots

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
in a nice house of our own, freelancing, enjoying my job, w/2 dogs & cat

14. Where were you last night?
date night, went to eat at Molly's, saw the Hulk

15. What you're not?
energized

16. Muffins?
only the tops

17. One of your wish list items?
spaghetti... right now

18. Where you grew up?
Memphis

19. The last thing you did?
ate a cookie

20. What are you wearing?
501st t-shirt and pajama pants

21. Your TV?
Ocean's 13

22. Your pets?
wandering around, being stinky

23. Your computer?
stupid

24. Your life?
pretty good

25. Your mood?
anemic

26. Missing someone?
chase

27. Your house?
wish i was there

28. Something you're not wearing?
socks?

29. Favorite Store?
target LOL

30. Your summer?
moving too fast

31. Like someone?
yes

32. Your favorite color?
green

33. Last time you laughed
today sometime i guess

34. Last time you cried?
moving day

35. Who will re-post this?
nobody

kell said at 6/21/2008 07:51:00 PM


Wednesday, May 07, 2008

a meme.
for those who don't read my LJ, I'm home after having my last 2 wisdom teeth out this morning... so I'm sorry if this is a bit groggy sounding LOL

TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture I found on flickr - a gorgeous black & white pic of Cinderella and her princess in one of the nighttime parades, with the castle in the background - it just struck me, it's a beautiful photo - but I've had it up for nearly 2 months now, once we get our honeymoon pics uploaded I'll probably switch to one of those.

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Five - my TV, the little tiny tv in the computer room, the tv in my parent's room, the tv in the living room, the little tv/vcr in the kitchen - and we have one more in storage, our brand new TV Chase & I got for our shower - saving it for our new place in a couple of weeks!

BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Hmm... tonsils... teeth (LOL)... I think that's it.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Some of our wedding gifts - some are really heavy! But I was showing them to mom.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
No. I've blacked out, once - when I was 5, we went to the beach, and I would paddle out a ways in the ocean on this little raft, and then turn it around and wait for a wave to push me in. I did that over and over again until once wave that came up behind me was WAY bigger than any of the others - it knocked me off the raft and underwater, and I blacked out. The next thing I remembered was crawling up on the beach. Nobody even noticed what had happened, LOL. I got an ear infection from it and they had to take me a doctor there in Florida.

BULLSHITOLOGY:

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I'm about to change it, and add Chase's last name to my name, same with him.
I'd like to just change both our names to "Caerbannog" or "Spidermen" but he wouldn't get with that.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Blue and green.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Probably.

DAREOLOGY:

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? What kind of kiss?
Um yeah, absolutely, if it was just a plain kiss. If not just a peck, I dunno.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes. Sorry guys LOL

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
If it were tasteful, pin-up style with nothing "showing" - yeah.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Maybe. Depends on whether or not I have a sinus infection at the time LOL (when I have a sinus infection hot/spicy food doesn't taste hot/spicy at all to me.)

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
only if it were like some evil person who the government has trained me to kill, like a super secret spy.

DUMBOLOGY:

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing, I'm in pajama pants, no pockets :)
My jacket is laying here, though, and it has a receipt and chapstick in it.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Good? I dunno if it ranks as good, but I love it, it's fun to watch.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet. I've lived in both and I prefer carpet, as pretty as hardwood is.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
In the shower? Stand. If I take a bath I obviously sit!

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
6 or 7. I would have a lot more - but about half of those are Tevas and they last for forever, so I don't have to buy them often.

LASTOLOGY:

Q: Last person who texted you?
Chase

Q: Last person who called you?
Mom

Q: Last person you hugged?
Chase

kell said at 5/07/2008 06:47:00 PM


Friday, March 28, 2008

Movie meme - mark the ones you've seen. There are 233 movies on this list. Copy this list and paste this as a bulletin. Then put an X next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click "Post" at the bottom.

Have fun!

(X) Grease
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
() Boondock Saints
(X) Fight Club
(X) Starsky and Hutch
(X) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
(X) Airplane

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 8

(X) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
(X) Napoleon Dynamite
() Saw
() Saw II
() Saw III
() Saw IV
() White Noise
() White Oleander
(X) 50 First Dates
(X) The Princess Diaries
()The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 12

(X) Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
(X) Scary Movie
(X) Scary Movie 2
(X) Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
(X) American Pie
() American Pie 2
() American Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp
() American Pie Naked Mile

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 17

(X) Harry Potter 1
(X) Harry Potter 2
(X) Harry Potter 3
(X) Harry Potter 4
(X) Harry Potter 5
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
() Resident Evil 3
(X) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
(X) The Village
(X) Lilo & Stitch

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 25

(X) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
(X) Signs
(X) The Grinch
()Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
() White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
(X) 13 Going on 30
() I, Robot
() Robots

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER : 29

(X) Dodgeball
() Universal Soldier
(X) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(X) Along Came Polly
(X) Deep Impact
() KingPin
(X)Never Been Kissed
(X) Meet The Parents
() Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
() Joe Dirt
(X) King Kong

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 36

() A Cinderella Story
(X)The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
()Passport to Paris
(X) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween
(X) The Ring
(X) The Ring 2
() Surviving Christmas
() Flubber

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 40

() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(X) Practical Magic
(X) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
(X) From Hell
(X) Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(X) The Whole Nine Yards
() The whole Ten Yards

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 45

(X) The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
(X) Ten Things I Hate About You
(X) Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
(X) Sixteen Candles
(X) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Longest Yard
() Gridiron Gang
(X) The Grudge
(X) The Grudge 2
(X) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER : 53

() Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Slevin
(X) Ocean's Eleven
(X) Ocean's Twelve
(X) Ocean's Thirteen
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Bourne Ultimatum
() Lone Star
(X) Bedazzled
() Curious George

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 57

(X) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(X) ET
(X) Children of the Corn
() My Boss's Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
(X) War of the Worlds
(X)Rush Hour
(X) Rush Hour 2
() Rush Hour 3

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 63

() Swimfan
(X) Miracle on 34th street
() Old School
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf's Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(X) The 40-year-old-virgin

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 65

(X) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(X) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(X) Lord the Rings Return Of the King
(X) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(X) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(X) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 71

() Basketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devil's Rejects
(X) Elf
() Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
() American History X
() Three kings

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 72

() the Jackal
() Kung Fu Hustle
() Full Metal Jacket
() Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(X) Monsters Inc.

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 73

(X) Titanic
(X) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(X) Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 76

() High Tension
() Club Dread
(X) Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
(X) Chronicle Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm
() Waterworld

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 78

(X) Kill Bill vol 1
(X) Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
() The Hills Have Eyes
() The Hills Have Eyes 2
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness

TOTAL ALL TOGETHER: 80

(X) The Matrix
(X) The Matrix Reloaded
(X) The Matrix Revolutions
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
(X) Team America: World Police
(X) Silence of the Lambs
()Hannibal
() Red Dragon
(X) Anger Management
(X)Silent Hill
() fun with dick and jane
() I am Legend

final score, 87.
what a waste of time :D

kell said at 3/28/2008 11:04:00 PM


Thursday, March 27, 2008

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