This is version 6 of A Day at the Races (formerly known as Whisky A*Go*Go, formerly known as Monkeysticks). Currently featuring artwork from a Day at the Races play poster. Artwork/Marx Bros/Day at the Races property of MGM. All other content copyright K Yarwood unless otherwise noted.
Yarwood Family Wisdom:
Be good
And if you aren't good
Don't get caught
T-Shirt Collection
I've been posting a t-shirt a day on my blog entries, and they're all collected in archive here.Writings
Here, here are a few buttons you can use to link Day at the Races. They all say the old, wrong name, but it doesn't really matter, since I doubt anyone will want these.
Dancing
*dances for your amusement*Fan Fiction
A word of caution: These are old, badly written, stupid X-Men fanfics my cousin and I did in high school. And when I say badly written, I don't mean, "Haha" bad, I mean, "oh my god, I feel sorry for the authors" kind of bad. I'm not toting these as anything more. They're just here for the amusement of me and my friends... that, and these fanfictions have been on every incarnation of my page since I put my first page up in 97, so they're staying.
The Really Great and Super Interesting X-Men Saga Part 1
by Cath and Kell. Written in 1993. Using the back-and-forth method (I write a line or so, she writes a line or so). This one is the dumbest of all of them, mostly because all we did was try to annoy each other by doing stupid stuff to the other's favourite character (Cath liked Jubilee, I liked Rogue).
TRGASI X-Men Saga Part 2: The Trip to Hawaii
by Cath and Kell. Written in 1994. Same method. This is my personal favourite of all of them. It's not exactly great literature, but I get a kick out of it.
TRGASI X-Men Saga Part 3: Amazing X-Babies
by Cath and Kell. Written in 1995. Same method. We really liked the X-Babies. They were pretty funny. This is sort of a "what if?" What if Professor X had raised the X-Babies? This one is goofy.
TRGASI X-Men Saga Part 4: Generation X!
by Cath and Kell. Written in 1995-96. Same method. This one is weird... Generation X characters acting oddly. This is using the original GenX lineup, from Issue5 or so.
TRGASI X-Men Saga Part 5: A Grand Day Out!
by Cath and Kell. Written in 1996-97. Same method. This is Cath's favourite, and all of our friends' favourite, too. It has way too many self-insertions and references to things only we would be familiar with (Cath and I are in it, as are a lot of our friends), but it does make me crack up whenever I read it.
What Happens at the End of a Ten Hour Road Trip
by Kell and Cath. Written in 1999. This was, indeed, what happens at the end of a ten hour road trip. I was in a perfectly wretched mood and cath was half asleep, but we tried anyway. This one is the worst of them all (and by worst I mean, Cath and I don't even care about it.)
Kell and the Evil Minuns
by Kell and Cath. Written in 2001. We were at the Yuu Watase panel at Animazement and decided to relieve our boredom.
Stupid Ass LOTR Story
by Ash, Cath and Kell. Written at Dragoncon 2003. This is insanely dumb. I'm mean it's just completely random.
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hey if you can see this your resolution is as big as mine!
