Little Shoppe of Idiocy
For some reason I insisted on it being "Shoppe..."
Our players: Mario (as Seymour), Luigi (as the Dentist), Princess (as Audrey), Mr. Mushroom (Toad, as Mr Mushnik) and Audrey 2
Translation:
Mr Mushroom: Oh no my flower shoppe isn't good
Princess: I know! Mr Mushwoom! Mawio has this gwat pwant!
Mario: Here it is!
Mr Mushroom: FEH! That's DUMB!
Mario: Wait! Let me tell you how I got it!
Mr Mushroom: NO! Shut up! I'm leaving!
Princess: Me too! I have a date with ~*DR LUIGI!*~
Dr. Luigi: Hey baby
Princess: Oh dr luigi!
Mario: No fair
Translation:
Mario: Gee, I strongly dislike DR LUIGI
Audrey2: num num
Audrey 2: HEY MARIO I CAN HELP YOU WIN OVER THE PRINCESS
Mario: Dur...
Audrey 2: All you gotta do is... KILL DR LUIGI!
Mario: Oh my goodness gracious! I could never do that! You're mad! Crazy! That's illegal! That's EEVEL! I'll do it.
Dr Luigi: I'm cool, I'm hot...
Mario: Mwaha
Translation:
Dr Luigi: I'm...
Mario: Dead!
Audrey2: Num num!
Mario: Ok so can I have the Princess now?
Princess: Oh Mawio! Dr Luigi has disappeared! KISS ME!
Mr Mushroom: HEY
Mr Mushroom: I know that YOU killed Dr Luigi!!! YOU INGRATE!!
Translation:
Princess: La
Mario: Yikes
Audrey2: Don't worry be happy! Num Num!
Mr Mushroom: No! no!
Mario: Bye Bye Audrey II!
Princess: See ya!
Audrey2: Huh?
Princess: AHHHH!
Audrey2: But I'm still hungry!
Mario: Now wait a minute
Mario: ack oh my
Audrey2: I'm still hungry!
Audrey2: Num Num
(happy ending)
THE END